Life According To Music

Last week a friend i hadn’t spoken to in a while got in touch to wish me Merry Christmas, we had a little online chat and the like as you do. We won’t be able to physically catch up for a good while (he lives in France) but we’re gonna keep in touch through the internet and swap music, pictures etc. The other night we swapped some “boredom fighting” games. I enlightened him to the Google “You Need…..” game* and he gave me this one….

“Using only song names by a single band/artist, answer these questions. You can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title.”

Roman used Nine Inch Nails.  I used Deftones.

So here are our conclusions…..

ROMANS LIFE ACCORDING TO NINE INCH NAILS:

Pick your Artist: Nine Inch Nails

Are you a male or female: Mr Self Destruct

Describe yourself: Big Man With A Gun

How do you feel: Head Like A Hole

Describe where you currently live: Year Zero

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: The Beginning Of The End

Your favourite form of transportation: The Downward Spiral

Your best friend is: God Given

You and your best friends are: We’re In This Together

What’s the weather like: A Warm Place

Favourite time of day: The Day The World Went Away

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Just Like You Imagined

What is life to you: Somewhat Damaged

Your relationship: Ringfinger

Your fear: March Of The Pigs

What is the best advice you have to give: Everyday Is Exactly The Same

Thought for the Day: Love Is Not Enough

How I would like to die: Into The Void

My soul’s present condition: Something I Can Never Have

MY LIFE ACCORDING TO DEFTONES:

Pick your Artist: Deftones

Are you a male or female: Birthmark

Describe yourself: Passenger

How do you feel: Bored

Describe where you currently live: My Own Summer

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Hole In The Earth

Your favourite form of transportation: Be Quiet And Drive

Your best friend is: Teenager

You and your best friends are: Mein

What’s the weather like: Dai The Flu

Favourite time of day: When Girls Telephone Boys

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Anniversary Of An Uninteresting Event

What is life to you: If Only Tonight We Could Sleep

Your relationship: Sextape

Your fear: Deathblow

What is the best advice you have to give: This Place Is Death

Thought for the Day: Change

How I would like to die: Minus Blindfold

My soul’s present condition: Needles And Pins

Give it a go yourself and feel free to leave your “Life According To Music” results in the comments section.

S.I.T Wolf  X

* The Google “You Need….” game is easy to play. Just type your first name into Google followed by the word “needs” and record the first ten results. So for example i would type “John needs”. I’ve posted my results from this game in last summer.

You Know You’re Too Stoned When……

….it’s 1am and you’ve got to get up for work at 6am yet you find yourself engrossed in a programme about building fucking pyramids. An hour of my life i may never get back. But at least i know how to build a pyramid now. That should come in handy in Maryhill.

Seriously, head on over to YouTube and watch the rest of the programme. Get involved.

MP3: Radiohead – Pyramid Song

MP3: Aereogramme – Egypt

Seeing as i’ve already wasted the last hour brushing up on my Egyptian Architecture & Structural Development classes i may as well waste another hour on this game……

Pipol Smasher

VERY addictive. I’m at level 13 and i’m kinda stuck. It may have something to do with the green cloud that’s filling my head.

If Only...

You won’t find those packing out the shelves of your local Tesco….

Randomly, if you don’t listen to Gold Panda then start….NOW.

MP3: Gold Panda – I Suppose I Should Say Thanks Or Some Shit

MP3: Gold Panda – Lonely Owl

Also, how hilarious is this picture? Don’t ask me why.

I just hit the giggles. I may need oxygen soon.

S.I.T Wolf  X

Dropkick The Faint

Another game to get your greasy little hands into….

http://www.dropkickthefaint.com/

Yet again this game is pretty self explanatory (just follow the instructions) and if you happen to be a fan of The Faint then you’ll enjoy the game and if you happen to hate The Faint then you’ll probably love this game.

Personally, i love The Faint but at the same time i also love dropkicking them off a stage and onto the pavement outside.

If they’re new to you have a listen and feel free to download….

MP3: The Faint – Dropkick the Punks

MP3: The Faint – Dropkick The Punks (Someone’s In The Wolf Re-work)

*just click on the MP3 once to open in new window then click again to download*

S.I.T Wolf x

Guitar Hero is like, totally, like sooooo last year…….duh

After years of getting numb fingers and pinky cramp playing Guitar Hero, i’ve discovered a new way of inflicting pain on my digits. I first found this game about 3 months ago and to be honest i thought it was pretty shit but i’ve persisted with it and i’m actually starting to enjoy it now. I don’t really think i have to explain much about it…..the name’s Keytar Hero. That tells you all you need to know.

What i would recommend though is that you DO NOT attempt this on a laptop unless you have a wireless keyboard because A) you’ll end up dropping your laptop when the “digit cramp” kicks in. B) you’ll strain your neck big time (you have to have either the keyboard or screen upside down) and C) you’ll look like an idiot if someone walks in on you mid-solo.

http://www.flashrolls.com/skill-games/Keytar-Hero-Flash-Game.htm

AND make sure you read the instructions before playing the game!

And whist we’re on the topic of keyboard punching based games i might as well throw in an old classic………..

ZEBRA! ZEBRA! BUGGER! ZEBRA! BASTARD! ZEBRA! FUCKER!

http://www2.b3ta.com/buffyswear/

*JUST CLICK ON THE LINKS TO OPEN UP A NEW WINDOW AND PLAY THE GAMES.

S.I.T Wolf x