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Guitar Hero is like, totally, like sooooo last year…….duh

After years of getting numb fingers and pinky cramp playing Guitar Hero, i’ve discovered a new way of inflicting pain on my digits. I first found this game about 3 months ago and to be honest i thought it was pretty shit but i’ve persisted with it and i’m actually starting to enjoy it now. I don’t really think i have to explain much about it…..the name’s Keytar Hero. That tells you all you need to know.

What i would recommend though is that you DO NOT attempt this on a laptop unless you have a wireless keyboard because A) you’ll end up dropping your laptop when the “digit cramp” kicks in. B) you’ll strain your neck big time (you have to have either the keyboard or screen upside down) and C) you’ll look like an idiot if someone walks in on you mid-solo.keytar hero

http://www.flashrolls.com/skill-games/Keytar-Hero-Flash-Game.htm

AND make sure you read the instructions before playing the game!

And whist we’re on the topic of keyboard punching based games i might as well throw in an old classic………..

ZEBRA! ZEBRA! BUGGER! ZEBRA! BASTARD! ZEBRA! FUCKER!

buffy
http://www2.b3ta.com/buffyswear/

*JUST CLICK ON THE LINKS TO OPEN UP A NEW WINDOW AND PLAY THE GAMES.

S.I.T Wolf x

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Christian Bale vs RevoLucian vs The Mae Shi

Christian BaleFollowing the news being leaked of Christian Bales expletive laden rant last July on the set of the new Terminator movie there has been a series of mash up tracks and videos posted on the internet. Some not so good and some that are genuinely hilarious. The news was leaked at the begiining of February and people have not wasted anytime in mocking it.

The first one i heard was by a DJ named RevoLucian, he called the song “Bale Out”. Give it a listen below and feel free to download it too….

MP3: RevoLucian – Bale Out

My favourite “tribute” to Mr.Bales rant is a song by The Mae Shi called “R U Professional”, the song is named after a phrase used by Christian in his outburst. The group wrote and recorded the song within 24 hours of hearing the rant in the news on 2nd February. The band have stated that “its a tribute song we made to celebrate the epic-ness of Christian Bale”. Mind you, i’m pretty positive that quote was said with tongue firmly in cheek. The Mae Shi only use a few samples of the crazy rant and instead preferred to write their own lyrics, albeit Christian Bale related lyrics, for the song.

Listen and download and see for yourself

MP3: The Mae Shi – R U Professional?

Here’s the lyrics to this absolutely legendary tune

[Christian Bale]
What the fuck are you doing? Are you professional or not?
No! No!. Shut the fuck up!

R U professional?
R U pro-pro-pro-professional?
R U professional?
R U professional?
R U professional?

He’s got that look in his eyes
I see the fire behind
He is the Dark Knight
He is professional

He’s got that frail ego mind
But maybe something ain’t right
Swing Kid with a violent streak
But he’s professional

Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control

Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control

R U professional?

[Christian Bale]
Fuck’s sake, you’re amateur

R U pro-pro-pro-professional?

Empire Of The Sun
He was like number one
Great sense of humour
You can’t stop him, he’s professional

Step back, stay out of his light
Better not try to put up a fight
Newsies will get you tonight
Cause they’re professional

Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control

Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control

Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control

Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control

[Christian Bale]
Seriously man, you and me, we’re fucking done professionally

Don’t look too deep in his eyes
He can’t hide what’s inside of his mind
And it might get a little bit ugly
And you might meet an American Psycho

Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control

Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control

Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control

Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control

[Christian Bale]
Oh GOOD for you!

here’s a link to the best of the rest of Christian Bale piss takes and mash ups…

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/4539066/Christian-Bale-rant-Best-of-the-mash-ups-and-spoofs.html

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