Following the news being leaked of Christian Bales expletive laden rant last July on the set of the new Terminator movie there has been a series of mash up tracks and videos posted on the internet. Some not so good and some that are genuinely hilarious. The news was leaked at the begiining of February and people have not wasted anytime in mocking it.
The first one i heard was by a DJ named RevoLucian, he called the song “Bale Out”. Give it a listen below and feel free to download it too….
My favourite “tribute” to Mr.Bales rant is a song by The Mae Shi called “R U Professional”, the song is named after a phrase used by Christian in his outburst. The group wrote and recorded the song within 24 hours of hearing the rant in the news on 2nd February. The band have stated that “its a tribute song we made to celebrate the epic-ness of Christian Bale”. Mind you, i’m pretty positive that quote was said with tongue firmly in cheek. The Mae Shi only use a few samples of the crazy rant and instead preferred to write their own lyrics, albeit Christian Bale related lyrics, for the song.
Listen and download and see for yourself
MP3: The Mae Shi – R U Professional?
Here’s the lyrics to this absolutely legendary tune
What the fuck are you doing? Are you professional or not?
No! No!. Shut the fuck up!
R U professional?
R U pro-pro-pro-professional?
R U professional?
R U professional?
R U professional?
He’s got that look in his eyes
I see the fire behind
He is the Dark Knight
He is professional
He’s got that frail ego mind
But maybe something ain’t right
Swing Kid with a violent streak
But he’s professional
Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control
Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control
R U professional?
[Christian Bale]
Fuck’s sake, you’re amateur
R U pro-pro-pro-professional?
Empire Of The Sun
He was like number one
Great sense of humour
You can’t stop him, he’s professional
Step back, stay out of his light
Better not try to put up a fight
Newsies will get you tonight
Cause they’re professional
Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control
Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control
Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control
Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control
[Christian Bale]
Seriously man, you and me, we’re fucking done professionally
Don’t look too deep in his eyes
He can’t hide what’s inside of his mind
And it might get a little bit ugly
And you might meet an American Psycho
Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control
Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control
Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control
Ohhhoh
He is professional
But I think he’s lost control
[Christian Bale]
Oh GOOD for you!
here’s a link to the best of the rest of Christian Bale piss takes and mash ups…
